Camp Fire Swamp

Surviving fire spurts is no laughing matter.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

And — Have fun storming the castle!

FB5 on a roll! Congrats :slight_smile:

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.
[Immediately attacked by one]

R.O.U.S. = Rodents of unusual size

R.O.U.S. = Rodents of usual size

We’ve been duped!

Anybody want a peanut?

Hahaha NICE!

The Fire Spurts that they give us,
They say are mighty fine,
But one rolled off a table,
and chased a pal of mine…

PS. Congratulations on your win. And wow, what a write up by a great Poet Laureate of Woot!

Think it’ll work?


It’ll take a miracle.

perfect color for camper tees

A great design, and by far the best description I’ve read here yet. :slight_smile:

Since Vizzini was not in the habit of taking dips of iocane powder, perhaps these lines (which are also one syllable short, requiring the enunciation of “weird” to be stretched for two beats):

And Vizzini, though he’s a pain
Always taking dips of that weird iocane

would be better as:

And Vizzini, try as he will,
cannot grasp the meaning of inconceivable

Not the greatest rhyme in the history of the written word, but also not the worst – even on this page.

Yessss!!! Thanks to everyone who voted and for the supportive comments. I was coming here to high five the writers too. I look forward to your daily dose of clever humor. :slight_smile:

Keep those Princess Bride quotes coming…

I always think every campout is a trap, which is why I’m still alive.

  • Prince Humperdink, age 12.

You would be mistaken.

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