Camp Fire Swamp

I would indeed be mistaken, if the line to which I referred contained 12 syllables, as the structure of Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda dictates. However, since it contains 11 syllables, as I implied in my comment, I am not mistaken. I would recommend that you count again (or for the first time) the syllables in “Always taking dips of that weird iocane.”

I think we’ll just agree to disagree on this, because I’m a sucker for that age of comedy and I think my stagger-step fits neatly into how they often changed up the beat. But thanks for reading regardless! And thanks for all the compliments, everyone!

Why would you want to hire someone the king’s stinking son fired?

Have fun storming the castle!

This shirt has me craving a nice M.L.T.

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

There’s nothing better…

I’m pretty sure it means what he thinks it means.