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Oh my 
I tried to explain this marketing blip to people during my last birthday party but they just wouldn’t listen.
I don’t think grandma’s coming back next year. 
Ah yes, just in time for that white elephant.
Does it have any nuts? Just in case anyone is allergic.
7.4 ounce capacity
You’ve got my interest, but first can someone tell me how am I supposed to weigh “it”?
I reached out to the manufacturer and no, these are not machine washable.
Asking the real questions so you don’t have to.
Oh, good. I am fresh out of my last batch of these.
Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.
Well, that’s a relief. I was worried about getting a buyers remorse return.
Excuse me, waiter. I found a hair in my candy.
Why wasn’t this available for Trick or Treat?? (asking for a friend)
“fits easily into bags or purses.“
You never know when the mood might strike for a little “candy.”
I now regret wondering what that description could be
Now I’ve seen everything
Ball and ass flavored candy. Great idea. that’s hella gross 