Cap Toe Dress Shoes

So what kind of shoes are you gonna wear? The london gentlemen? Oh, no. Blackbeards delight?

Actually, she gets something special.
[Opens fancy wooden box, two blue faux leather shoes rise out of it]

They’re called sex panthers.

Oh, wow.

Yea, she won’t be able to resist me when I’m wearing these.

That’s a pungent odor.

You know they have a saying. 60% of the time, they work every time.

That doesn’t make sense. Frank, i’m going to be honest with you. Those smell like pure gasoline.

Yeah, I’m sure they will be good shoes after they have had a month to aerate outside. Until then, i’m legally obligated to make sure no humans or animals are trapped in an unventilated area with these shoes.