Captain Polly Hates Crackers


#1

#2

So is it a giant bird or a tiny man? Both options would frighten me.


#3

What a racist bird…


#4

I wouldn’t want a cracker either, if I didn’t have a mouth.


#5

Yes.


#6

Polly hates what now? Is this shirt racist?


#7

Maybe a dumb question, but…

How is that sword holstered?


#8

Woot! 'bout time we got a green shirt.


#9

Polly want an attacker?


#10

I’d hate crackers too if I had one sitting on my shoulder talking all the time.


#11

I wonder if his hatred for such a delicious snack is the fact that most are salted. Does this mean that Cap’n Polly has a history of high blood pressure? They can come unsalted!


#12

The parrot’s holding it with his wing y’see.


#13

Partial nudity; Woot’s getting daring.


#14

Mutant hybrid…looks furry around the ruff. And how does a sword instead of a wing affect flight.

Interestingly weird, though, interestingly weird.


#15

The cracker is a lie.


#16

Yesterday’s shirt featured cheese.
Today’s shirt features crackers…

Hmm…


#17

Hmm, third consecutive daily shirt from a past Derby printed artist. Pretty cool, methinks.


#18

Hilarious write-up


#19

You can’t rock an eye patch without a wooden leg. This is all wrong! I thought captains were the ones with the wooden legs!


#20

What happened to that poor skull’s left eye? It’s huge!