So is it a giant bird or a tiny man? Both options would frighten me.
What a racist bird…
I wouldn’t want a cracker either, if I didn’t have a mouth.
Polly hates what now? Is this shirt racist?
Maybe a dumb question, but…
How is that sword holstered?
Woot! 'bout time we got a green shirt.
Polly want an attacker?
I’d hate crackers too if I had one sitting on my shoulder talking all the time.
I wonder if his hatred for such a delicious snack is the fact that most are salted. Does this mean that Cap’n Polly has a history of high blood pressure? They can come unsalted!
The parrot’s holding it with his wing y’see.
Partial nudity; Woot’s getting daring.
Mutant hybrid…looks furry around the ruff. And how does a sword instead of a wing affect flight.
Interestingly weird, though, interestingly weird.
The cracker is a lie.
Yesterday’s shirt featured cheese.
Today’s shirt features crackers…
Hmm, third consecutive daily shirt from a past Derby printed artist. Pretty cool, methinks.
You can’t rock an eye patch without a wooden leg. This is all wrong! I thought captains were the ones with the wooden legs!
What happened to that poor skull’s left eye? It’s huge!