Cats With Weapons

[jmmbell1987]

@cake eater

wtf? why would anyone wear this?

Because they like the design. Or are Clue lovers. Or cat lovers. Or crazy cat ladies who play Clue with their cats.

[compassstl]

@xxchange

Congrats. The design goes perfectly with the designer’s name. Was that done purposely, I wonder?

And, also, has anyone else noticed Woot’s shirts getting larger? I had to go down a size because they were so huge. That doesn’t mean I want them changed back, on the contrary, I like them much better like this. I was just curious.

I haven’t noticed, but I seem to notice that the necks run a bit tight… very obtrusive in the summer.

[theinfinityloop]

@xxchange

Wait, WHY did Mrs. White do it?

And where’s the butler?

Mrs. White did it to impress Prof. Plum. She likes his whiskers.

The butler is allergic to cats.

[compassstl]

@jmmbell1987

Because they like the design. Or are Clue lovers. Or cat lovers. Or crazy cat ladies who play Clue with their cats.

Or crazy cats who play clue with their humans. Or crafty cats who strew clue pieces around in certain ways to wierd out their humans…

[krisrobinson]

@theinfinityloop

Mrs. White did it to impress Prof. Plum. She likes his whiskers.

The butler is allergic to cats.

Pppshhh… you just made that up.

[SailorButterfly]

@xxchange

Do cats always lick themselves when they’re guilty, then?

Licking the blood off, of course.

But this is my favorite theory:

@xxchange

I’ve solved the mystery. It was a heart attack. Any mouse would go into cardiac arrest, seeing all those predatory, mouth-licking, weapon-carrying cats circling him…

[xxchange]

@theinfinityloop

Mrs. Peacock is ticked at Mr. Green because he told her that her hat looked stupid. Yes, aside from dressing like humans, my cats talk as well.

Oh, I totally get that. My dogs talk too.

This Mr. Green doesn’t sound like a very nice fellow… what’s he do for a living? Suit like that, I’m betting car salesman.

[xxchange]

@theinfinityloop

Mrs. White did it to impress Prof. Plum. She likes his whiskers.

The butler is allergic to cats.

I like his whiskers too. We may have to fight over him…

But the butler ALWAYS does it!

[Quiltlady]

Got me 1! Yes, I am a little old lady with multiple cats. But I have no cat paraphernalia. And this is an elegant design.

[xxchange]

@SailorButterfly

But this is my favorite theory

Thank you

[machinaprecis]

Incredible. In for one for my lovely cat lady.

[cobolisdead]

@xxchange

And where’s the butler?

Sadly, it really was 1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1.

[jasneko]

Congrats! This is a great design, love all the expressions in the cats.

[DNfromMN]

It’s a cool design, but as a guy, I can’t see wearing this.

[bkd9]

seriously?

[cobolisdead]

@DNfromMN

It’s a cool design, but as a guy, I can’t see wearing this.

As a cat guy who wore out a VHS tape of Clue and played the board and video game, I will wear this shirt proudly!

[criticalmaas]

Col. Mustard looks like a good costume for Winston!

I like it!

[Anisoptera]

Totally in for one!!!

[MarcosElMalo]

@prateeko

The purple cat to the left makes me think about the movie, The AristoCats (not in spirit, but he looks like an aristocratic cat).

You need to get a clue.

[SeaSicSara]

but why cream?