Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, but you look just like my first wife…

“How many wives have you had?”


Do you like raisins? How about a date?

If I could reorder the alphabet I would put U and I together.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.
Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My name’s Fred Flintstone and I can make your Bedrock.

Okay, here’s one for you…

Very carefully and deliberately, take a straw and place one drop of water on her sleeve, and then whisper, “Let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold.”

I think that one would get to me…

Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

Do you use Windex to clean your pants?

Cuz’ I can see myself in them.

Girl, you’re like a parking ticket…

because you’ve got fine written all over you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Here’s one that works every time:

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.