This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
oh noooooo!! I am crying! These are hilarious!
one used on me once was “if I told you you have a great body would you hold it against me?”
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can’t hold it in.
My friend was fond of this one. I don’t think it ever work.
“I’d eat the corn out of your s***”
yes,like that
I notice you’ve got a bit of a limp. Did you get hurt when you fell from heaven?
Edit: Apparently I’ve mentioned that one before… being married for going on 9 years has degraded my cheesy pick up line skills…
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?
Because you look magically delicious!
Are you tired? I ask because you’ve been running through my mind all day…
Hi there gorgeous. My name’s Bob Wright, but you can call me Mr. Right.
still laughing!!!
I couldn’t help noticing from across the room that you appear to be looking for someone. Here’s my number… let’s remedy that situation.
Hey, how you doin’?
Way back when I found I could say the most outrageous things if I first said: “This may sound like a line but…”. It worked more often then not.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because you are so refreshing.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Girl, call me anytime you want to get rid of a Trojan.