Milk… 
It’s a nut juicer!
Non-dairy 
nut?
Not milk if it doesn’t come from a living being.
Deese nuts!
For the person who has everything. Also they have heaps of available counter space.
This is going to violate someone’s No Nut November Diet
“Nut” milk is not milk.
Everyone making jokes, but if I had the counter space. I have a toddler who can’t digest milk protein, and this might save some money, and I assume I could get just the right blend of oats and nuts for her diet.
I use some dairy, but changed to Silk Organic Soy milk about 20+ yrs ago. The price has more than doubled in the last 5-6 yrs so this would save $$, but seriously don’t have the space for another gadget.
How cheap are the ingredients?
you’re anywhere from 100-600 years too late for this one. The first usage of almond milk dates back to the 1300s according to the sources I was able to dig up. It’s unclear if the writer in the passage below meant milk to refer to either kind of milk or if both cow milk and almond are types of “creme” but it seems unlikely they’d specify “cowe” milk if there was not room for ambiguity.
Take creme of cowe mylke oþ of alma(u)nd(es) do þ(es) to ayro(u)n wyth sug(ur). safro(u)n (and) salt medle hyt yfer(e) do hyt in a coffyn of two ynche depe. bake h(i)t wel (and) [serve it].
Take cream of cow milk or of almonds and add this to eggs with sugar, saffron and salt. Mix it well and put it in a pastry case two inches deep. Bake it well and [serve it].
Forme of Cury from University of Manchester, John Rylands Collection, English MS 7, f84v/f85r
Nut milk may not fit the definition of “milk” but the FDA says they can still be called milk
And this is easier than trying to manually milk an almond.
I think they’d sell better if the almond ‘milk’ squirted out of little udders on this machine.
That’s because if they called it nut juice, they wouldn’t sell much of it. 
