Children's sports


#1

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked,

“Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s bad sportsmanship to call your coach ‘a dumb asshole’ isn’t it?’’

Again the little boy nodded.

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”


#2

lol


#3

And D’master returns???


#4

gotcha again… see the post date


#5

pbl likes to dredge up old threads


#6

stop gettin me in trouble


#7

I’m trying to see if people are awake


#8

I’d like to see someone get the probie dog because of me. Someone besides me, that is.


#9

like who? me?


#10

Doesn’t matter. Anyone.


#11

why not yourself?


#12

I volunteer!


#13

consider it done


#14

nevermind


#15

I guess it was you afterall… LOL


#16

lest we ever forget how hillarious this looked:

http://www.jqubed.com/images/pwa/zillaProb.gif