Laughing my head off seeing it would appear absolutely no one bought these.
I don’t blame them. I don’t want to eat vermin either.
Next item for sale? Roach puffs with cheddar cheese.
Our next item up for no sale is Don and Eric’s Brand Toasted Slugs. We’re so finicky about our product that we only toast the finest slugs from s-hole countries.
Yay! … no.
Each bag comes with a tiny top hat, umbrella, and tail coat. I’m not lying.