Step one: Make a porcelain plate.
Step two: Call it basalt.
Step three: Say it looks like slate.
Step four: Profit.
Darn it, I missed out again on that Spring Prelude set. That said, I don’t really have anywhere to put it and don’t really need it so I guess it’s all for the best.
Also, yeah, that basalt thing is silly.
I bought-ed it… i’m not unhappy.