Ok, so it’s satire, but even CNN recognizes the insane power of Roomba. Woot isn’t just unloading its warehouse - it’s serving as a prime distribution point for our future overlords. Maybe they’re trying to win brownie points now… while they still can.
How do I get one like that? I’ll take my chances.
Do we assume they are programmed with the ‘three laws’
Ooooo, I’m with her. I’ll take my chances. Woot, find us one of those Roombas.