“allows the knife to effortlessly transition from the boardroom or church pew”. /spits out water/. Um excuse me? Besides a stabbing, what use would you have a knife in a church pew? Yiikes!
OMG! WTH? Who…? Why would…? Part of that sentence has been deleted.
To carve your initials in the pew?
I carry a knife absolutely everywhere that I can legally carry it, but never carve my initials in pews.