“Professional” blowgun? Is this a weapon, or a plaything? The description makes it sound like a weapon since it mentions hunting, but… is that really possible, to blow hard enough to launch a projectile that can kill something?
Our blowguns have an effective range out to 20 yards or more, and, with practice a skilled user can hit a two-inch circle at amazing distances and deliver a heavyweight dart capable of penetrating a half-inch sheet of plywood!
Sounds like they might leave a mark
Oh, these will kill small game easily. Squirells, chipmunks, small rabbits.
Unfortunately this is normal price. If it was half this I’d get one!
Even if I weren’t a bleeding heart non-hunting type. I can’t really imagime getting a thrill out of blowing a chipmunk to death lol
…so there’s something special about the pipe that supercharges ones exhalations?
I REGRET NOTHING!
…and I’m not the one buying the professional chipmink blower tools, so 
Will this keep people 6-10 ft away from me at all times?
Be sure to put on gloves before you roll the bodies into the river.
Use bricks so they don’t float too.
Definitely not Blackish and Agents of SHIELD DVDs, though. They would just float on the surface.
I think it’s a crime to dispose of them in any way. There are millions in landfills across the country and they can’t handle anymore.
I’m talking about the DVDs, not bodies. It’s probably the same for both though.
I’ve got a better idea.
So have you watched Tiger King on Netflix yet?
Pepper, that damn show has consumed your life. Is it really that good?
No. I don’t do well with reality shows. I just get angry that people are so stupid.
Me too. But I find it incredibly funny
Oh but isn’t like those other reality shows. This is like if Joe Dirt were real and had tigers.
I’ve watched it 2.37 times.
Already? I swear If this is another tiger shit reference.