This is pretty cool. I don’t have enough crap for the kids to fight over when I die. It’s perfect.
Do what my grandma does. Write the name of the person who gets the thing on the back of the thing.
But make it fun and use the names of 3rd cousins twice removed.
We tried to get Mom to do that. She never did. I think it’s more fun to leave the ambiguity in. Besides, there’s always some little turd that switches the stickers.
I’ll just have to take each one aside alone, and solemnly tell them that I want them to have this cat I brought back from my time in India, when the time comes, God forbid.
/Grandpa playing the long game.
Ah yes I see.
And all those monkeys from the magical land of Woot? Make sure those go to your “favorite”.
That’s okay, I don’t want @therealjrn’s relatives to feel bad.
NO!!! NO MORE MONKEYS!
One of the middles made the mistake one time of saying “we got monkeys last year Grandpa”
NO MORE MONKEYS
Awww they remembered! They must have made an impression.
I still remember all those envelopes of cash.