Even though the forums don’t show the square representing the number of purchases which somebody has made, apparently, @Narfcake has (FINALLY) made his 1,000th purchase at Woot.
Congratulations.
Condolences.
Now make another 1,000 purchases, but this time, don’t let it take as long. 
Yes, but how many were Cat Shirts?? 
While I don’t want to know, it definitely was not all of them.
I passed 1,000 orders a little while ago already, but due to cancellations, the actual purchase count was lower.
For the record, it was for a BLANKET Blanket. And it wasn’t for me.
It’s nice to know that I have a ways to go before admitting I have a problem.
I don’t even know how I would know how many things I’ve bought on Woot. And I probably don’t want to… nor how much I’ve spent!
(As Narf noted, the number includes cancelled orders. Not sure if that’s relevant to you or not.)
So… 97. (Woot doesn’t like me getting BoC’s and deals…)
Also, it counts multiple items in an order as one order.
I have 458 Woots. I tried to upload a screenshot but the forums kept giving me an error. Anyway, I’m at nearly have a Narf but I know I will never catch up to him.
Did I tell you that somebody apparently had a BLANKET Blanket sent to me?
Yes. It’s good to Narf used his thousandth Woot to annoy you.
Have I mentioned that I didn’t open the box yet?
That, right there, is lovely. He couldn’t have sent two even if he wanted to.
Some people purchased 2.
The event is sold out now.
As much as I enjoy telling you I TOLD YOU SO…
Didn’t I tell you to get this before it was gone?
I feel like I did.
You didn’t tell me ENOUGH though.
Uh huh. I see.
Maybe in a few years you’ll get one in a boc.
I’m still trying to get a COWBELL Cow Bell.
Oh, and now I need to get 4 new ribbons.
