Contest #00 - Photoshop Telephone Game


#1

Having gotten this idea from someone in the Contest #47 section of the forum, I decided to start a thread. I will post about five images, which someone will take and photoshop together in some loose, terrible way, only to post their submission here (in high-res .jpg format) to have another fellow wooter tear it apart. Obviously, multiple people can be working on this at the same time, so if someone outwoots you by beating you, time-wise, with their submission. Use their crappy artwork in your next woot photoshop destruction!

It’s going to be mayhem, so here are the pictures: (Don’t flame me either, I used thumbnails on purpose)


#2

As per usual, prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, collage, MSPaint, Etch-A-Sketch, tattoos, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. Try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use.
heh.


#3

If there was a winner, those would be the prizes…but since there’s really no winner in war :[ we can only hope that a good battle rages on through this.


#4

I only photoshop for money. Well I don’t really photoshop at all, since I suck at everything art :frowning:


#5

I know a guy named Art who’d like to meet you.


#6

And don’t forget:
Ignore the rules
Remember to mention “It’s my first try”
Include your “work” in your complaint when you don’t win
Do it again next week!


#7

Yes, everyone must bitch about how they should have won the zero dollar reward as opposed to just trying it for fun.


#8

oooooh i hope i win a b o c with my first entry - just installed photoshop so i probably won’t win… : (

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/entryoo.jpg


#9

I just about busted my gut on this one.


#10

Maybe the laughter will stop when you find out that the art he means is Art Garfunkel.

http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Art-Garfunkel-231192.jpg


#11

or Carney!!!


#12

To vagel: congratulations my friend, you have begun something terrible (good work.)

to art garfunkel: yes, please talk to anyone who only does art for money…or…umm… ok this is akward…

to everyone else: more photoshopping…go.


#13

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/6615/woot00017xa.jpg

moving things along… (yes, you can use images from anywhere, we just needed a base)


#14

Another note:
Though I already said this, that you can use images from anywhere, you must always use the latest image photoshopped by your fellow wooter in your image somewhere. Whether its a rectangular box in the corner or a major part of your pic, it’s gotta be there and visible to keep in the idea of this “contest”.


#15

explains that frizzy hair, don’ t it?


#16

sorry about this. really.

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/2264/woot00017xb0ah.jpg


#17

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/wiseman001/woot00017xa.jpg


#18

Ugh…some frightening similarities.


#19

Um…can I make mention of a few things being a female here?

#1 There are no females represented pictorially

#2 TV is really just a substitute for boobies…that’s why they call it a “boob tube”

#3 The sword and popsicles are phallic symbols

This thread is doomed…

I will now get my estrogen-self out of here as soon as possible…

Have fun with each other, guys! [;)]


#20

What about Pee Wee?