Contest #00 - Photoshop Telephone Game

Well, this being America (after the 1930s…), you can, as a woman, say what you want!

It doesn’t mean anyone will necessarily listen, but if you like, I will offer a response.

Of course, the phallic symbols presented here are none other than those filling your mind and the lack of breasts being presented was only an attempt by the millions of creators of this thread (actually just me… :frowning: ) to not alienate or offend anyone.

You had a third point but I forgot…because I wasn’t listening, try speaking louder next time.

Remember, breasts alienate people and phallic symbols only exist in your dirty mind.

P h o t o s h o p (I photoshopped this text, pretty cool huh?)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4941/woot00042ud.jpg

And so it continues… The Popsicles are taking over those poor men’s heads… For shame… Well at least the kitten’s ok…for now…

wow this has gotten out of hand really fast… kitty pops? LMAO!!!

You can read Pee Wee’s expression:

Mmmmm, tabby flavor.

what is reality?

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/neowoot.jpg

I know what you’re thinking, 'cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill?

modified reality

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/neowoot.1.jpg

Whoa! That’s Art’s look, man!

Who sez Photo choppin’ ain’t Art?

Photo-choppa-shop, movin’ up the block…

“Not I!”
-Simon

Paul tried to chop Art years and years ago…

Simon & Garfunkel › I Am a Rock

A winter’s day
In a deep and dark december;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
I’ve built walls,
A fortress deep and mighty,
That none may penetrate.
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain.
It’s laughter and it’s loving I disdain.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

Don’t talk of love,
But I’ve heard the words before;
It’s sleeping in my memory.
I won’t disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries.

A reward has just been given to Alien:

Most Random Post ever in this Thread Award!!

Not as random as you think…

Time to get people out of that Thanksgiving spirit and back into the holocaust!

(note: all Holocaust people don’t flame me…bad choice of words, seriously, just a joke here and if you hate HP (I didn’t say that) this is a double-whammy)

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5508/woot07copy8ta.jpg

a much needed bump to remind people that this post is immortal

Everyone give up on this?

well, let’s see … the choices are:

  1. use a copy of something which actually *meant * to be horrendously offensive

  2. break the rules of the contest

  3. just don’t bother

Nope.
If there *were * any trophies, yours would be engraved “buzz kill”

no, everyone is just distracted with the real contest thread for thanksgiving… : (

Plus no winner was announced. I quit.