Counting Sheep

What we really need is a larger flock so we can do integrals and such.

notice the wolf checking out #9 - he wants to get to him before 7! we all know how that ended last time.

Now I feel bad whenever I clear the display. Is there a number heaven?

No, but calculus is a number hell.

This device doesn’t seem to have much RAM.

Looks like number 3 just took a decimal on the ground there.

ahhh that reminds me of this :slight_smile:

I bet that woot! already has 212.82237 of these shirts printed!

On a scientific calculator two dogs would be parentheses.

There may be more than one wolf. Sometimes they pretend to be sheep.
Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs

or they want to make a gray sheep? o_oa

Tell you a secret.

If you type 07734 it spells hello when you flip it!

But you need to use the decimal point first!

Cleanup on aisle 3!

Is shirt.woot trying to make a subtle statement about the maturity of its female clientele? H’mmm.

(I can spell my last name by punching numbers into a calculator and turning it over. Woo hoo.)

As the voicemail boxes of Serta’s lawyers overflow…

shhhhhhh! They’re supposed to figure that out on there own.

This kind of reminds me what a grade 9 student once wrote on the back of their test on sexual reproduction (science class).

Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
subtract the clothes,
divide the legs,
and hope to God you don’t multiply.

Sigh. If she’d only put as much effort into the test she might have passed.

If the wolf counts the sheep, won’t he fall asleep?

I think the percentage needs to be a decimal point… I won’t buy it until this is corrected.