Criss Angel Street Magic Bundle

Does the choking hazard refer to Criss Angel’s visage or the magic tricks?

YuK!

Wow, I mean …

baaaarf

No, wait, I really did have something relevant to say … but then I looked at the screen again and …

HURK

No, sorry, I can’t do it. There’s no way I can type and look at these Magic Tricks by Criss Strangel.

Excuse me…

TECHNICOLOR BLARF!

It comes with the Chris Angel Money Printer.

Buy it, print your own money, profit!

I’d like to know how to make this Street Magic bundle disappear

I’m going to have extra respect for the states that don’t buy any

condoms with a creep on the front… I wouldnt trust em not to break lol

oooooh magic! i bet they will disappear!!!

Horrible woot…

I’m oddly intrigued.

Wow, this blows mega-chunks…

Really. What in the world are they thinking?

Does this all of this junk mean they’re saving up for a third day? Hope so, I’ve missed most of it so far.

Wow, Chris angel killed the woot.

Who’s Charlie Sheen?

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

At first I thought you only got one of those tricks for $10 and thought it was a horrible deal. Then I realized you get all the tricks and thought it was a horrible deal.

want monkeys…so tired…

Come on people! You, too, can be intensely DOUCHEY!

What the heck is this???

I need a new wireless mouse…can we please get some good stuff!!

“You’ll look like a professional MINDFREAK”

uhhhhh, no thanks.