Cross the Road

pixel games FTW!

Here’s a great joke:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Sorry, have to make a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the frog dared him to!

At least it’s the chicken’s duty to get across. I mean, who else will stand in? A frog? Surely you jest!

For the young’uns:

And for those who might not be native English comedians:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the pond to jump on top of the logs and land on the lily pad and get points for time. DUH.

that would be a really good spot to build a Road Kill Cafe.

I’m not positive, but it appears that alternating lanes of traffic are going in opposite directions.

Watch out for the purple shoulder!

Frogger multiplayer? YES PLEASE!

Woot really likes frogs today. Methinks somethings up.

I like the frog theme going on at Woot today

Leakfrogs at regular woot as well! What a startling coincidence.

You know, I hear frogs and chicken kind of taste the same. Anyone for a roadkill taste test?

Finally it is answered! Frogger peer pressured Chicken to cross the road!

Everyone’s trying to come up with chicken-crossing-the-road jokes… I’m trying to think of a “tastes like chicken” joke. Not having any luck though.

Ha! Your name is ROM!

Is it sad that I can hear the arcade music in my head when I see this shirt??

ah, a ‘creatures with delicious legs’ shirt!