Snakes are the eels of the land
Slippy != slappy
Thank goodness. Y’all would have some problems
Cucumbers are sugar free watermelon.
Borrow money from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
If a bookstore never runs out of a book, does that mean everyone reads it or no one reads it?
The only time ‘incorrectly’ isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.
What is another word for Thesaurus?
Why do we “bake” cookies, but “cook” bacon?
Mountains grow big because they have no natural predators
How can something be “new” and “improved” if it’s new, what was it improving on?
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
Everything in the universe is either cklun or not cklun.
Wood chucks do not chuck wood. Instead, they carve it into decoy ducks and calls and sell them to hunters. But be careful, all sale are final!
You mean that wood chucks are “quack dealers?” tragic!
Yup! Remember quack kills.
Why is patio pronounced “pat-ee-oh” and not “pa-shee-oh”?
I do not feel bad about leaving my cats at home alone when I have to go out. The only time they have ever been in the car is to go to the vet, so they must be relieved that I left without them.