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Yes, I agree, that is a worthy bribe. I’m down for the road trip but I can’t drive so I call shotgun instead.

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42

Not even with phone books?

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43

Do they still make those?

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I have literally no idea. Do they?

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45

I asked first!

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Yeah. They still exist. It’s where I list my decoy number.

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Decoy number?

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48

Oh, no. You had to ask…

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49

I have a landline.

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50

Landlines still exist?

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51

Landline, phone books. YOU ARE OLD!

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52

Sure do. Sometimes the cats chew the cord and it doesn’t work. It’s how the president gets ahold of me. Well, my decoy VM.

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The best part? There’s no message on my vm. It sounds like someone answered. So the scammers waste money talking to nothing. One went on this really long rant one time believing someone was on the other end but not talking. Bet he felt stupid when the beep played and he wasted his precious phone money allowance.

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54

Anyhow… @Williamdavi and I can take turns driving. @peaceetc and @katblue can take turns navigating. We shouldn’t have any trouble luring her out with bacon. Speaking of decoys… should we leave one?

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I’d hate to leave @notmatty empty-handed. Any ideas?

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That is acceptable.

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I’m a really bad navigator. We’d end up going around in circles. Anyway, I’d hate to take Ruby away from @notmatty. She loves him and he loves her.

Yeah, I’m an old softie.

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Sure, but… I want her. He can come visit her, I promise.

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We all want Ruby! But that doesn’t mean that we can have her. Maybe you could adopt both Ruby and @notmatty?

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