December CRAPS! Post them HERE!!!!

Here is our complete BOC with utter disappointment!

1 Finding Dory toy (younger son claimed)
1 hanger thingy that goes on the wall with no bracket ( husband claimed)
1composition notebook (younger son claimed)
1 Fantastic Beasts book (already got one in a previous BOC so will donate)
1 pack of Knex darts with clip ( older son excitedly claimed)
1 unopened pack of Halloween paper plates ( will use next year)
1 new adult coloring book (gave to boss that loves these)
2 black binders ( next year for school for the kids)
6 pack of pocket kleenex ( very useful!)
1 bunch of fake leaves ( will donate)
1 small Princess Leia costume for a dog (see the excitement above!!)
1 12 pack of plastic snowflake rings (will donate)
1 unopened plastic desk frame (will use at work)
1 kids book Busy Moms (gave to co-worker with a baby)
1 How to Catch an Elf book ( already have one from previous BOC so will donate)
1 reusable Bag of Crap bag (will proudly use of course!)
2, yes 2 Woot! poo squishies! (both kids claimed)
1 opened bag of 100? flat, plastic mailer bags ( was going to use for trash bags, but too small :frowning: )
1 decorative turkey fan ( next year at work)
3 LED candles that change color (older son claimed)
2 vibration dampening pads ( not really sure that we have a use for these?)
1 gun clip thing (will donate)
1 Gentle Leader, pink (fits our dog, but he is a boy so gave to co-worker with a new puppy)
1 AMAZING NapSack in yellow, with a fan!! (Oh, wait. It’s just a box. An empty box! It’s a JOKE box! Oh, a joke box! Hahaha! Guess I’ll just have to find a NapSack somewhere so I can really sleep in meetings at work and in church. Very discreet! :rofl::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
So there you have it! As you can see, the dog LOVES being Princess Leia and I had to wrestle him to the ground in order to even get the costume off! Thanks Woot!

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Massager update: the adapter arrived and it works! I get my massage!

Thanks again, woot! You guys are the kings and queens of crap! @ThunderThighs

Edit: this thing goes for $50 on amazon, so for the $10 crap and ~$8 for the charger PLUS all the other great crap I got (the poop squeezie diffused a toddler meltdown yesterday) I made out like a BANDIT.

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Thanks for sharing your bag o crap. I’ve never been so lucky as to see them available and not sold out. My dog wants that toy tiger. I am covetous of the artist paint brush. I’m gonna keep looking for a bag o crap of my own! :grinning:
Enjoy!

Very cool! I have a similar massager and I love it. I think you’ll find it’s well worth the effort to get it working.

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Woohoo! That’s the wooter way! Broke? No problem. I’ll fix it!

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CRAP ARRIVED! YAY!!
The disappointment has exceeded my wildest imagination!!
…and I don’t have to convert my photos to imgur first! YAY!
First!
Jetta shows off a ‘Dog Pamper Kit’ with all items needed to pamper the pooch in your family! She shows her excitement here.

Three IPhone cases in the most stylish amazing cool floral print. Gosh!

A cool medium shirt shown off by Chevy in his usual ‘After Breakfast Naptime’ energy conservation mode.

An indestructible camping coffee mug, some ‘kids hangers’ and an overly fancy stylish fashion-forward womens hat! These three items alone make this Boc over-the-top.

What? Chevy is showing off another mens Large shirt! It’s got a wild Christmas wolf or something on it bringing him back to his ancestral roots!!

Here. Jetta eagerly shows off a kids toy car. She is hoping I donate it quickly so a kid can get it to play with for Christmas!

A book! These book-things are made of paper and have words & pictures inside them. People used to pick up real books and READ THE WORDS! WOW! Also a very Chinese-looking screen protector. YAY YAY YAY!

There is MORE! Well, this one really pissed of Chevy. How could a piece of clothing with the Santa Clara forty-whiners be in this house? He INSISTED I grab his SEAHAWKS hat right away. He now shows his SEAHAWKS (GO HAWKS) pride. I had to keep him from peeing on the hoodie.


ps… GO SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!!!

Next… Another Womens football hoodie, this one the NY Giants! It’s a Medium like that damn Santa Clara one.

Two Things in Plastic! The plastic is transparent and sealed. The things inside the wonderful sealed transparent bags appear to be something. The are BOTH something! YAY!

Lastly… I hate to bring this post to an ending. But, I saved the Best for Last!
Stupendous. Wondrous. Groovy. Far-Out. No words can describe my feelings here.
A color-coordinated blue/green Hammock! This baby (when tied to two appropriately-spaced trees) will be a perfect summer activity! Woo Hoo!

So ends the journey into my BOC. Amazement, disappointment, hatred, befuddlement, all the feelings were there.
Thank You Woot and Everyone involved in making this a really fun time.

EDIT: Made it to the ‘Thrift Store’ today and donated a box of toys and tiny shirts from my BOC’s I’ve gotten. All new! Hoping they get them out before Christmas.

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Be careful! That plastic can be dangerous!

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Mrs. D is going to enjoy retirement

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IT CAME IN!!!

A couple days late but it made it.

Also I have decided to wait until Christmas to open it.

What better gift to give to my family than disappointment!

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We received:

  • 1 mini drain brush
  • 1 ceramic lasagna tray
  • 1 Snackeez cup
  • 1 pack of wet / dry vacuum filters
  • 1 pack of hooks
  • 1 padlock
  • 1 Carolina Panthers keychain
  • 1 Woot bag
  • 1 Woot poop
  • 1 set of nesting tongs
  • 1 ‘Picnic On The Moon’ blanket
  • 1 Atlanta Braves beaded necklace
  • 1 Kansas City Royals ID holder
  • 1 Fantastic Beasts coloring book (As fans of HP / FB and movie trivia in general, we were hoping for the other FB book that other Wooters have been posting. At least this one is from the right franchise!)
  • 1 ear, nose, and brow trimmer
  • 1 roll of decorative tape that says ‘Thank You’
  • 1 Galaxy phone case
  • 1 dabbing Christmas shirt
  • 1 ‘Let’s Glow Crazy’ shirt

Not Pictured:

  • 1 metal money holder (This is technically in the picture - if you squint, you can see part of the package sticking out from underneath the ID holder)

Overall, a delightfully random collection of items. Hermetta is currently engaged in a staring contest with her new friend. We are not sure who is going to come out on top.

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So my wife couldn’t wait…

Here is everything I got.

I should add that the Ziploc bag is full of 1000 emerald rhinestones. I have no idea what to do with them and I am open for suggestions.

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You should definitely bedazzle the bag o’ crap.

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Here I was, all impressed you had more fortitude than me by waiting until Christmas. But now… well, I completely understand your wife’s decision because I couldn’t wait, either. :smiley:

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I shall do this over the weekend. I’m sure I have a glue gun and the bag will be covered in emerald rhinestones.

A one of a kind bag of crap.

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Humpty Dumpty costume
Inksipre coloring book
Busy mom kids book
How to catch an elf kids book
Fantastic Beasts coloring book!!!
Composition book
12 pack of terquosie blue crayons
Lions hat
3 ring flex binder enforce darts
Better homes coasters
Ps4 controller skin
Anti vibration pad
Dewalt socket
Emperor pickletine rides the bus an origami yoda book
2x set of vonshef cutting boards
Woot bag
And woot crap!

Thanks for the amazingly “disappointing” crap woot!

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I was disappointed I was not more disappointed.

2 T-Shirts
Forty-Niner’s Sweat Shirt
Eagles Shirt
Blackout Curtain
Bag of stakes for drip irrigation (guess I will have to farm next year)
Festive Christmas plates
Wood decoration
Cornhuskers Sippy cups
Green Crap Bag
Brown deposit emoji
Kids Book (my daughter grabbed it for her 2nd grade class)
Straps
Yellow ribbons (to wrap around the old oak tree)
Apron (for Hannukah?)
Audio cable
Outback hat (Not sure … to wear to the restaurant)

NIce pile of stuff. Thanks Woot

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Thanks for my December crap woot!

This was a pretty good haul and the kids and wife were eager to claim many of the items.

Bag o’ Crap olsduddds

Shipping info:
Est. Del.: 12/19
Weight: 6 lbs

0 x texas air
1 x woot bag o’ crap
1 x chicago bears sun hat
1 x pack flameless candles
1 x emperor pickletine rides the bus an origami yoda book
1 x mississippi 1/4 zip fleece (l)
1 x stanley instant change utility knife
1 x woot poop emoji squish
1 x set of vonshef cutting boards
1 x resting silicone spatula set
1 x knex kforce 10 dart pack and clip
1 x little squirts eco friendly drink bottle
1 x ipad case
1 x santa clause is on his way to texas book

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  • Green Woot bag
  • Woot branded crap
  • Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus book
  • Ever After High costume
  • Dory Destiny toy
  • Cutting board set
  • Set of Cat-5 cables
  • Mini Fry Pan
  • Santa Sock Puppet
  • Set of youth M socks
  • Plastic premium cutlery set
  • Box Cutter
  • Detroit Lions Jersey M
  • SF 49ers Silicone lid
  • Beatles Abbey Road Cd
  • Beatles

A nice variety of items…Thanks Woot!

Obligatory Cat photo

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Finally a chance to post my December crap! This was probably my most awesomely disappointing random crap ever.

1 bag o’ crap woot bag
1 extendable fly swatter
2 “There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Turkey” books
1 Vikings cap
1 Vikings woman’s jersey
1 Connecticut Huskies small “Forever Fan” purse
1 Florida Gator large “Forever Fan” purse
1 pack blue card stock paper
1 poop emoji squishy
1 8x10 canvas
1 long paint brush
1 fleece blanket
1 UNLV bean bag
1 pair sweatbands
1 mini drain brush
2 HP ink cartridges
1 men’s winter gloves

1 missing letter? :slight_smile: (maybe one day!)

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'Twas the week before Christmas and boy were we busy,
There is so much to do it makes my head dizzy!
There are presents to buy and wrapping to do,
Oh and I still have to go to work too!
Flashback to Wendsday and what to my exhausted eyes should appear?
But a large brown UPS truck! Instantly I knew my BOC was here!
I nearly flattened the driver when I ran to the door,
There may have been crap in his pants but I wasn’t quite sure.
I grabbed the box and raced inside to survey my haul,
“It’s here, It’s here, It’s finally here!” To my family I called.
Then my wife put a Taser into my belly,
And I jiggled on the floor like some melted grape jelly.
She said “Calm the F down and open the damn box!”
Even she couldn’t wait to see what we got!
My son then pulled the items out one by one,
He definitely thought that Santa had come.
“Woot is better than Santa.” I stated,
“Santa doesn’t give pillows of Texas air that come fully inflated!”
Thank you Woot for the 29 things,
From the toy poo to the sizer of rings.
You made the Christmas hustle a little more bearable,
With a lot of things that are sharable.
Please forgive the lateness of this review,
But at Christmas time there are almost a million things do!
Thank you again to all of the Woot workers and everyone involved,
And thanks you for not banning me (yet) for the horrible song lol!

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