'Twas the week before Christmas and boy were we busy,
There is so much to do it makes my head dizzy!
There are presents to buy and wrapping to do,
Oh and I still have to go to work too!
Flashback to Wendsday and what to my exhausted eyes should appear?
But a large brown UPS truck! Instantly I knew my BOC was here!
I nearly flattened the driver when I ran to the door,
There may have been crap in his pants but I wasn’t quite sure.
I grabbed the box and raced inside to survey my haul,
“It’s here, It’s here, It’s finally here!” To my family I called.
Then my wife put a Taser into my belly,
And I jiggled on the floor like some melted grape jelly.
She said “Calm the F down and open the damn box!”
Even she couldn’t wait to see what we got!
My son then pulled the items out one by one,
He definitely thought that Santa had come.
“Woot is better than Santa.” I stated,
“Santa doesn’t give pillows of Texas air that come fully inflated!”
Thank you Woot for the 29 things,
From the toy poo to the sizer of rings.
You made the Christmas hustle a little more bearable,
With a lot of things that are sharable.
Please forgive the lateness of this review,
But at Christmas time there are almost a million things do!
Thank you again to all of the Woot workers and everyone involved,
And thanks you for not banning me (yet) for the horrible song lol!