Derby #29 Cyberpub: Keep it coming

Once again, as promised. There’s a link on the first page of the derby comments for anyone who needs it. Come one, come all. Here’s a place for the erratic comments that aren’t necessarily related to the derby. Derby stuff is always welcome.

“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

(from “The New Colossus” by Emma Lazarus)

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And you’ve got us feelin alright…

I forsee the following:

Terminator designs
Seppuku designs
Ribs showing designs
HearTless designs
Pucker designs (okay, just one)

I have one already mostly made that isn’t any of those. If I can just find it, and it doesn’t suck.

edit: it halfway suckz, and halfway is pretty good.

That stuff’s really annoying. I just wanted to let you know.

I just wrote down three ideas. We’ll see how they come.

EDIT: Four.

I’ve got an idea too. I’ll just see if I can pull it off tonight. I have a good idea, and can pull it off, but the battle will be won or lost on the message therein…

Ooh, another idea! Easier. And funnier. I’ll go with that instead. Goes with my animal theme too…

Oh, poo. Isn’t that the point?

What is making you such a pain in the butt this week?

In other news, my idea is so good it surpasses my own skills, and I don’t think I can finish it in the next day or two. We’ll see…

edit: I suppose a badly implemented idea is better than no idea at all.

mabe the repeated blows to the head?

OK, I’m stoopid. Could someone explain to me how just “a picture of a physical object” wouldn’t qualify as a “tromp l’oeil”?

I’m worried as to how many are going to get canned for not showing it’s on a body.

OK, I’ll smack you on the arm from now on.

Meh - i’m screwed on this one, i’m thinking…

I’m worried as to how many will get canned because they do show a body!

Spryte… no fair doing that tattoo shirt of yours… even if they COULD print that far…

This one’s been done too… darnit.

doesn’t hurt enough on the arm XP

then bend over, i’ll get the paddle