Derby #44 Cyberpub: Got the Life

Feel free to chat it up. That’s what we’re all about. As always, friendly derby discussion is always welcome.

Mutt Williams: You’re a teacher?
Indiana Jones: Part time.

Mutt Williams: What’s he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don’t think he plans that far ahead.
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] I’d cover my ears if I were you!

(from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Trailer only so as not to spoil anything for anyone)

I bet at least one tree design will get printed.

Summer trees are not as fun as fall, spring, & winter trees, so maybe not.

I’m going to make a sun eating someone and call it sunbite.

There’s probably a s—load of shrwooters who have fall, spring, and winter shirts, who’d vote for a summer shirt just to get a complete set.

Cannibalism/consumption of human flesh? “Not WPG-13 (Woot PG-13)!”


My banana is uncomfortably girthy today. I feel weird eating it in front of all these people.

You should have entered this in the slogan derby.


DAMMIT. Just another of many missed opportunities in my life.

Would’ve been rejected anyway.

Hopefully mine:

Oak tree, covered in Gypsy Moth caterpillars.

No black shirts and no text, aww. I could have reused the black-shirt slogan I entered.

“This shirt is really warm.”


Ok, now that I know the theme, it’s time to go get some lunch…

I’d submit a text design on a black shirt just for the hell of it.

I wouldn’t. Nonsense like that makes the derby less of a cool place.

Farmer tan illustration time!

I didn’t read the theme yet. Is it bacon?

I just pictured ducky goin down on her banana and got a severe case of the giggles… now i need to go pay bills till i’m better, argh.

I’m sure the rest of us were avoiding going there for a reason

bacon frying on a sidewalk!

aka summer