Derby #49 Cyberpub: I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?

#1

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other *$%&#$ while you were taking a nap on the front porch. Why am I telling you this now? Because you’re such a good friend. Take care, pal.

Fondly, Dirk Calloway.

As Spryte usually says: “As always, friendly derby discussion is always welcome. ^_^”

#2

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5462/hellokillerct2.gif

#3

That is hilarious.

#4

Why did you start this one?

#5

It was needed.

#6

fair enough.

#7

I think this is hilarious:

#8

Geriatric ants… I’m rendered speechless.

#9

you crack me up.

#10

I’m so sleepy I think I’m going to try directly injecting coffee today. Sorry veins, it’s for your own good.

#11

This guy called it last Thursday afternoon!

#12

I saw that. Must be some kind of brain genius.

#13

I’m Pember D and I’m back from the dead.

#14

…with the tattoo to prove it?

#15

True! We’re in the itchy/scabby stage today.

#16

I didn’t realize that zombification was so itchy.

#17

pictures! We needs ta see your “Friends” tattoo. If it’s half as good as your description, it must be awesome!

#18

It is true. There should be a law about talking about a tattoo without a picture.

#19

sigh. I know what’s going to happen, is some jacka** is going to be like, “0MG THAT SUX.UR DUMB.”
However…
link yanked
In all its swollen glory. Obviously it’s not as puffy anymore.
I bled muchly.
(posted the link because there’s some, uh, skin there. it’s prolly safe for work. there aren’t bewbs. i wouldn’t suggest browsing around kierf, though, if you are at your job or you have a weak stomach.)

#20

That doesn’t look like Chandler Bing at all.