Derby #56 Cyberpub: Tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Say whatever, right? Just remember, friendly derby discussion is always welcome. :slight_smile:

Sloan: It a choice, Wesley, that each of us must face: to remain ordinary, pathetic, beat-down, coasting through a miserable existence, like sheep herded by fate - or you can take control of your own destiny and join us, releasing the caged wolf you have inside. Our purpose is to maintain stability in an unstable world - kill one, save a thousand. Within the fabric of this world, every life hangs by a thread. We are that thread - a fraternity of assassins with the weapons of fate. This is the decision that lies before you now: the sheep, or the wolf. The choice is yours.

Sloan: [handing Wesley a gun] Shoot the wings off the flies.
Wesley: [nervous] I don’t…I don’t know what that means.
Sloan: [slowly] Shoot the wings off the flies.
Wesley: I really think you have me mixed up with somebody else.
Gunsmith: [holding a gun to the back of Wesley’s head] On three, either you shoot or I do.

Fox: [while beating Wesley] Why are you here?
Wesley: I don’t know who I am!
[Fox turns Wesley over]
Fox: What did you say?
Wesley: I said I don’t know who I am.

Wesley: Have you ever thought about doing things differently?
Fox: How do you mean?
Wesley: I don’t know. Being somebody else? Someone…normal?
Fox: [after a long pause] No.

(from Wanted on imdb)

Gragh, I still have to watch Wanted.

Salutations, Cyberpubbers.

Spryte - how are the bacon-flavoured foods coming along? I sort of really want to go to Japan now…

i think you can get bacon here.

I haven’t seen bacon-flavoured pretzels here though. I’ve had bacon-flavoured potato chips…

Kevin Bacon?

…ummm, I guess they’re coming okay. What kind of question is that?

Wanted is coming out here soon, or perhaps just has recently. I want to see it.

anybody got any elemental ideas?

Umm… it is a “still a bit groggy” question. >_>

I think I will go shower and get some lunch now. Elements on the brain… too bad it’s not classical elements. That would be a dream derby for me, with potential of my buying all three winners.

joelterrificium
jasontoonium
davebugginum
snapsterine
lukeduffium

90210nium

Schrobblonite. :frowning:

I’ve had bacon chocolate.

ew.

Vosges for the win.

Yep!

I just had a piece, not a whole bar.

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted…
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you’ll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They’re big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They’re packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They’re big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth…
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they’re packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what’s that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don’t confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you’d better get back in the Kitchen…
Cos i’ve gotta Sneaking Suspicion…
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls…

My original idea was to have a Plutonium/Lucky Charms spoof, but it wouldn’t work under the incidental text rule because Plutonium would have to say “They’re always after me.” I’m still having a hard time with the derby’s interpretation. There’s an idea I’m working on but it kind of requires other elements being in the picture, just not the focus.

Who knows? Probably another rejection for me.

I am a big, big BIG Vosges fan. Not just the treats, but the whole woman-entrepreneur thing.

Is that short for “Schrobbleonlyatnite”? :tongue:

funny, i got the impression you weren’t all that big. oh, "thunderpanda’ was a clue! i get it!