Derby Contest #677: First World Problems

I have emailed this person reiterating the guidelines and it seems the more I email the more spam entries we get.

Hi Everyone, we wanted to make you aware we have a small technical issue with the derby this week and it may or may not launch at noon CST. If it launches it may launch without the write-up, but we will get that fixed as soon as we can. Our team is working on it and hopefully this won’t take too long to resolve!