Derby Cyberpub: "I'm Dead. Why am I Even Here?"


#1

Say things about shirts!


#2

I have a bunch.

There are some I wish I got.
Some I got and then never wore.


#3

I have a couple I never wore too!


#4

i have two woot shirts.

whenever i wear either of them, mrs. 1 says “ugh. that shirt again? so ugly.”


#5

Maybe you should’ve chosen better.


#6

well, she was the only one who would take me–

oh, i bet you meant the shirts. they were free!


#7

Free crap is still crap!


#8

Not if it comes from woot.


#9

what does this mean, exactly?


#10

sob. see if I ever give you another shirt!


#11

mrs 1 thinks everything i picked myself is ugly.


#12

note that i still wear your shirt proudly.


#13

oooooh, it was the Schrobbler that called it crap! never mind, then.


#14

send $$$, please.


#15

I was talking about the shirts no1 got that his wife doesn’t like. As if I know which ones they are! The kiwi shirt is worn sparingly so as to preserve it.


#16

kiwi
collab


#17

I have and like both of those… maybe reasonable people can disagree.


#18

that’s nice. I have a low blood glucose again and am not being responsible in my posting. pls ignore me! 70 now, was 54 earlier today.


#19

having a tough day.


#20

is the exposure to oxygen aging you rapidly? perhaps you should return to your freezer.