Ferreals!
Really Awkward spelled in a really awkward way. Through in advertising, well what do ya know 
Wanted to make my shirt entry for this derby a little more artsy then just typed text, I couldn’t help it.
It looks like it’s going to be one of those memorable sayings…and right at the end, BAM! Wait, did I just read that?
So simple, and yet so true. This started as a funny quote from a good friend of mine, and has become the slogan by which I live my life.
I’ve double-checked Cafe-Press, and they don’t even have anything that says “worthy adventure”, so I think this checks out.
Also, sorry about the quality of the actual shirt template, I had to do that part outside of illustrator, but everything else is top notch quality, guaranteed!
This is probably my greatest/worst shirt ever. But it must win in order for me to be able to wear it when I actually do win in derby #387. Now I will enjoy seeing if my other entries that have no pucker reference get any attention! Have a cool weekend, people!
I’m not sure where my girlfriend heart the saying “I love me some me!”. I believe T.O. came up with that, but I don’t think she heard it from him. Anyway, whenever she says that, I like to respond right back to her “I love u some u”.
This is my realist/emo entry. I still like it even if it isn’t happy and bright.
“In Heaven there is no Beer”
A staple polka of many Germans and College Students alike. This shirt pays homage to the Germanic origins of this jaunty polka.
quoting Dave Chappel?
I like cute things, and I’m not afraid to show it. How about you? 
You know you like the poems that look cool more than the ones that don’t look cool. That’s just a fact of life.
Third place - You’re fired! Nice work.
Isn’t that basically what all college athletes do anyway?
I’m only a pawn in this…
I don’t normally vote, but this shirt is far to clever to not vote for it. gmv.
They are secret nipples.
Not in a WS, they don’t.
Also, sorry for the bad quality on the actual shirt template, I had to do that part outside of illustrator. Everything else is top quality stuff, guaranteed!
This is also on my blog of random wordplay stuff, so if you find it on the internets at xbydx.net, that’s me.
My I.T. posse wants 1 each, except for the Indian guy on our staff. The casino kind not the tech support kind…wait…forget it. Just put our order for 10,000 in right away.