Derby entry comments for Derby #582: Recipes

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Breakfast of heroes!
-Spiritgreen

Sometimes water doesn’t want to become lemonade.

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Oh my God, a Julia Child’s cat!!

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Celebrating opening night of Rogue One with some Wookiee cookies.

Apologies in advance if you like eggnog.

Good recipe. Even better instructions! I love the shirt!

DUDE, I LOVE YOUR OLD STUFF!!!

My kind of recipe!

Is “recipe” purposely misspelled?

Favorite pancakes at my house!!

That’s so disgusting! I LOVE IT!

I was wondering the same…

So that’s why fruitcake tastes so bad! Clever ingredient list!

I like your bacon :slight_smile:

Cereal is vitamin fortified after all! I know what I want for breakfast now! :blush:

Thanks! Here’s the complete ingredient list (including items hidden behind the graphic):

INGREDIENTS: rum, brandy, stale candy, raisins, very small rocks, currants, fossilized amber, orange zest, lemon zest, deodorant soap, dried cranberries, dried blueberries, dried apricots, dried beef, all spice, cloves, clove cigarette butts, cinnamon, ginger, mary ann, salt, sugar, honey, eggs, dried cherries, apple juice, butter, all purpose flour, flour without a purpose, flowers without a porpoise, petunias without a sperm whale, baking soda, baking powder, gun powder, talcum powder, hazelnuts, chestnuts, brazil nuts, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, pecans, walnuts, golden raisins, gold, frankincense, myrrh, figgy pudding.

fixed the typo :slight_smile:

This is an Adventure Time thing right, cuz that’s where I remember it from. Awesome entry.