Derby entry comments for Derby #626: Things I Wish I Could Say

You can probably tell by the face anyway. Also, despite the widespread association, carrots aren’t good for rabbits.

Me either!

It’s what people say when they’re really, you know… NOT fine.

When people want a graphic on shirts, but there are only words :wink:

Oh no you didn’t!

Tired of your cubicle neighbors chatting away? Hate when strangers just won’t stop asking you questions when you’re stuck in a line? Have you ever wondered if there were a more gentle, elegant way of telling someone to shut their trap? Well wonder no more! The scrolling, golden script invites them in but the message itself tells them it’s time to pipe down!

Too weak, too dumb, too ugly…don’t worry, it’s not your fault!

If I had to say the “THINGS I WISH I COULD SAY”, then I Need to write a book!!

Koala with finger-guns. Aw yisss. :slight_smile:

I want to wear this to work everyday!!

Great creativity!! Love it!!

They said to take the filter off, so I did. Since the president is not specified, hopefully, nobody will be too offended. I promise to go back to kittens and coffee next week (or kittens drinking coffee) :slight_smile:

Funny! Still early in the derby- you could edit slightly and resubmit rather than waiting for the possible rejection.

Just sayin’.

Ha! Classic if you ask me.

LMAO we got a winner GMV

About to resub now, thanks for the advice!!

I dig the VHS glitch style. Good work!

I just sent in the other sub, do I delete this one or wait for Woot to do it?

sounds like someone needs some quality h20. GMV