Derby Preview #886: NOT POLITICS!

I voted for shirt ink that didn’t rub off when I LOOKED at it. Guess we both lost…

The Rock Reaction GIF by WWE

The Office Politics GIF

Don’t vote for Lump. He’s a danger to us all.

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Edit - I completely misread what you posted, but I’m going to leave this here anyway.

Strong non-political opinions that elicit a similar emotional response to political disagreements.

Off the top of my head:

Pronunciation of “GIF”

Toilet paper with the end hanging over or under the roll.

Cat people vs. Dog people.

Domestic pickup trucks vs. foreign? (there could be some fun pitting an “American” truck brand which is mostly built in Canada/Mexico against a “foreign” brand that builds their trucks in various southern states).

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PoliTicks Suck
An images of a tick, colored with stars and stripes. Like a campaign ad.

Polyticks - ticks that practice polygamy

Polytickles - getting tickled by multiple people simultaneously #WootAfterDark

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Sucks

Dog people v. cat peons:
“This person loves me, feeds me, cares for me and cleans up after my messes.”

Dog reaction: “This person must be like God! I love them!”

Cat reaction: “I must be like God. I love ME! Except I’m going to barf on this person’s shoes. So there. And they’re all my peons, anyway. Speaking of which, it’s time to go peon their couch.”

I saved a dog from a shelter and it “thanked” me by pooping in my boot.

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