Digital Crap on the App

peaceetc · September 13, 2021, 6:56pm

If it comes directly from Amazon (I didn’t buy it so I’m not sure) then it’s Amazon’s fault, not Woot’s. But if they mark it so they don’t sell it again, that’s checking that checkbox.

ThunderThighs · September 13, 2021, 7:02pm

And it did but hey, we can shoulder the blame.

pepper114 · September 13, 2021, 7:08pm

It could have been worse. Amazon sells live bugs.

HmmmUsername · September 13, 2021, 7:17pm

Those do taste better than the dead ones.

sammydog01 · September 14, 2021, 2:52pm

I bought a massager this morning and feel like I cheated by not clicking on 50 animals first.

peaceetc · September 14, 2021, 2:58pm

Maybe it would help to click on @Froodyfrog’s avatar 50 times.

sammydog01 · September 14, 2021, 5:09pm

Now I need someone with a cow avatar.

peaceetc · September 14, 2021, 5:10pm

Good luck. My avatar is part monkey, though, so I offer it up for you to virtually destroy.

Froodyfrog · September 14, 2021, 5:13pm

How about @Wooter369146522?

pepper114 · September 14, 2021, 5:16pm

My avatar has pumpkin spice. 'Tis the season.

bchlor4evr · September 14, 2021, 5:17pm

You may want to clarify what massager you’re referring to. That whole statement just sounds wrong.

pepper114 · September 14, 2021, 5:19pm

But but… show and tell is at 8.

bchlor4evr · September 14, 2021, 5:20pm

Save it for HH. The mods have no control and you can sneak it in.

pepper114 · September 14, 2021, 5:21pm

Pfffftlbbbt. Fine. That’ll give me time to dust the China cabinet I guess.

bchlor4evr · September 14, 2021, 5:24pm

Is that a euphemism? It sounds like it should be but I’m not hip to the kid’s lingo these days.

pepper114 · September 14, 2021, 5:27pm

I have a friend who belongs to one of those adult pyramid schemes. It makes sense because she always wanted a China cabinet full of those fancy glass uh rocket ships.

bchlor4evr · September 14, 2021, 5:35pm

That sounds lovely. Be sure to trademark our new slang before you tell her about it.

pepper114 · September 15, 2021, 12:16am

Ok. How about this?

I don’t know what this is, but I’m sleepy. It might be educational. I’m only 3 minutes in.

Edit: Omg, someday I’m going to be this lady. I hope. Minus the whole kids thing.

I’m going to have tea parties with all my invisible friends and make cement mud pies with string. Then I’ll upload it to YouTube and profit my way to a cement mixer.

Edit: “It will get hard in 30 minutes. I’M TELLING YOU. IT WILL NOT WAIT ON YOU.”

Edit: Spoiler: Kody and his girlfriend have a baby girl and named her Charlotte Avery.

bchlor4evr · September 15, 2021, 4:16am

Poor Nana. She just wants to talk to somebody. Is this what the You Tube is these days… all the lonely Pawpaws and weird ASMR people?

Wooter493511133 · September 15, 2021, 1:13pm

With the amount of money I’ve spent on this app, you should be fine. I have probably paid for enough to cover the pay for the volunteer mods.