Dinamit 2-Pack Leggings, Plus Size

On what planet is a 30-34 inch waist plus size?

THIS FOREVER
What the heck

Well, I worked plus size retail as an after school job when I was a teenager. At that time, in 1986, a 30" waist correlated to a size 18, 32" = size 20 and 34" = size 22.

These are described as leggings, but look how short they appear on the models. 32" inseam ? Sure it is. More like 27" inseam.

NOT COTTON!

Sad, sad, sad.

The specs say:

95% Cotton
5% Spandex

I got the two plaids and the two skullses. All their tags say:

95% Nylon
5% Spandex

Whole lotta no thank you.

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