Do you still have a phone book laying around?

[wootbot]

Do you still have a phone book laying around?

[Froodyfrog]

Yes.

[clarkbhm]

Ugh. I hate those things. And they still get tossed into my porch whether I want them or not.

[clarkbhm]

[clarkbhm]

Although it did provide for an amusing scene in Star Trek 4.

[Wooter533386701]

They show up every now and then. Maybe in the recycle bin in the garage.

[wootsboc]

For the little ones to sit on

[captblsisko]

I recycle them. There’s no reason for them to exist anymore.

[RebelTaz]

Of course I do. Don’t you? I probably still have one from 1989, even, if you’d like me to look up a number for you.

[ExplicitDank]

[Wooter806370485]

[MrFast9232]

Half of the numbers are probably wrong by now. Are there 2023 phone books?

[RebelTaz]

Diamond Rio - It's All In Your Head

[TheTexasTwister]

Yes. I keep a few around to fling at annoying Karens if they show up.

[wootuserjared]

I never made a connection to Martin Sheen playing the “soapbox preacher daddy.” Now, it kinda fits that Charlie Sheen could be singing this song in one of his moments.

[Wooter791610529]

Definitely, not paying Whitepages to tell me who the neighbors are

[nicholseg]

I have 2, an old white pages for looking up my cousins (I am 70) and a yellow pages for my part of the city. But I don’t use them.

[wootuserjared]

Do you soak them in oil? Flaming projectile?

[Wooter726003802]

[Wooter499916125]

I’m not really sure . But sometimes I’ve used them for a pellet gun backstop.