Will this fit a penguin?
Asking for a friend.
With enough duct tape anything is possible and can make dreams come true
In theory? Probably.
I’d say that it depends on the penguin subspecies though.
I think the “subspecies” is British.
Is it on your television set?
How much of a shock does it absorb? Say enough to bypass the soviet defense structure like a tesla coil?
If they’re anything like me, maybe try bribing them instead?
Would you like some Snapple?
“Pineapple of my Eye”, or “Strawberry Pineapple Lemonade”?
Will this fit the neighbor kid? Asking for a friend
The goth kid on the corner just shrugged when I asked.