I need a new dart board. Can I get one with a bulls eye?
Well, he’s a champion BS’er and has TWO eyes…
Seriously, wouldn’t he go over so much better if he could do a really good Christopher Walken impersonation?
Are we playing which one of these doesn’t belong? (Alex, I’ll take famous statesmen for $800.)
“statesmen”? Surely you jest! I feel like getting one and sending it to my ultraconservative ex, but he wouldn’t get the joke.