Donald Trump (Your Choice)

I need a new dart board. Can I get one with a bulls eye?

Well, he’s a champion BS’er and has TWO eyes…

Donald Walken.

Seriously, wouldn’t he go over so much better if he could do a really good Christopher Walken impersonation?

Are we playing which one of these doesn’t belong? (Alex, I’ll take famous statesmen for $800.)

“statesmen”? Surely you jest! I feel like getting one and sending it to my ultraconservative ex, but he wouldn’t get the joke.