double entendres...clean side only!


i can make anyone, male or female, absolutely crazy with one body part…my tongue…




first post?


you know me better than that!


yep i sure do. you are very long

winded when you post …
edit: which is very nice thing




uh huh…sure is. yeppers…TC


wanna see my p|_|zzy?..
i swear!


oops was that clean…
i mean … erm…
someone delete this
foot is bigger than mouth
mummble mummmble


rotflmao. i love it but i have a sick mind :wink:


“bottom of the ninth; two outs; bases loaded; at the plate, A’Rod has two balls on him . . .”


“Star Wars” Double Entendres

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “Star Wars (A New Hope)”

“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
“Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
“Look at the size of that thing!”
“Sorry about the mess…”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
“You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
“Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “The Empire Strikes Back”

“And I thought they smelled bad…on the outside!”
“Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
“I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
“Hurry up, golden-rod…”
“That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
“But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm…”
“Control, control! You must learn control!”
“There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
“I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!”

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “Return of the Jedi”

“Rise, my friend.”
“Open the back door!”
“Hey, point that thing somewhere else!”
“It’s just a dead animal…”
“Not bad for a little furball.”
“How can they be jamming us if they don’t know we’re coming?”
“Come here, I won’t hurt you. You want something to eat?”
“Keep on that one, I’ll take these two”
“I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!”
“I don’t think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.”


a man recently told me that i had the whitest teeth he ever came across…lol


you just replayed my entire bachelorhood…


star wars?


Ya, I spent half my life camped out waiting for tickets L.O.L

you want to buy a bridge?


i’ve never seen any of those movies or the other star whatever ones…(trek)? i thought it was brother r that was into that genre…

what bridge and where is it?


I have a really nice one in Brooklyn


so let’s go look at it.


sports related and a news crew…

US PGA Commentator “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God !!! What have I just said !!!”
Metro Radio “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.”

New Zealand Rugby Commentator “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator “And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

And finally from a newsroom…
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?”

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!