It’s a stress ball that you squeeze and twist and whatnot but it’s USB enabled so it makes your screen do all sorts of crazy things like warping and breaking using connected software.
You can see more here: http://www.dreamcheeky.com/stress-ball
It is not at ll what you think it is. Dirty minded wooters. 
Man…it’s gotta be bad when even the mods go bug eyed with, “Whoa, that’s umm…that’s a mighty interesting…thing…yeah.”
I had no idea they have USB butt plugs.
It doesn’t help that it comes from a company named “Dream Cheeky” either. I looked for more info on what exactly the thing does, and I ran across the product’s Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stress-Ball-by-Dream-Cheeky
It has a picture of the product captioned, “It’s not what it looks like.” Um, yeah.
Sellout is taking much LONGER than we all expected.
This is a really HARD sell.
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Yeah, sure. That first picture sure didn’t make it any better.
I take that last sentence back, all three made it worse.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh do I really want one?
No, you want three.
Hurry–there’s only 1 left at Amazon!
USB thingy…
Always Buy Three.
I feel this should be swapped with the current item on sport.woot, Baby Ray’s Beef Jerky.
Isn’t squeezing more sporty than jerking?
Maybe I should re-phrase that…
Probably a refurb
lol what is this?!
Is this device compatible with other open source teledildonic interfaces?
So much puns.
To be honest, I think Woot worked really hard on figuring out what we really want to buy.
I declare you winner.
Does the software like let you alter the squeeze resistance? Can this double as a hand workout to strengthen the gripping muscles?
I can picture it. “How did you get so good at opening jars?”, “Once a day, I crush my bosses picture into oblivion on my computer for 30 minutes. It takes a lot of hand strength”
Is this iPhone 5 compatible or will I need an adapter?
Looking for other photos. This didn’t help any.
http://cdn.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/resizephp3.jpg
It will strengthen your kegel muscles.