I would take one of each but how do you get them in the box? I can’t even get my wife to stay in the trunk of the car without trying to kill me when I let her out, the dog is much more forging.
Should seen that comin’. Laughed anyways.
I, for one, am against nipple removal surgery. So sad.
~Mallrats~
Ivannah : It’s the third nipple that does it.
T.S. Quint : Oh, you have a third nipple? I didn’t notice.
Brodie : What are you talking about? It’s as clear as day! Look at it for god’s sake!
Ivannah : You can stare at it. I don’t mind.
Confused about why this item is included in the Sports and Outdoor section.
Probably the section men click on first and who’d think 1 size fits all is accurate. Therefore, impulse gift purchase 
and done. Now they can get something for themselves. 
Because Woot does not have a section devoted to Indoor Sports.
Per Woot “Thong not included.” Must be a Woot Open Box sale.
Who knew this would make it to best seller top 3?! 
The New Woot!: Where you can find anything from lingerie & snowblowers to vegan tuna & bags of crap 
and everything inbetween!
Woot! It Mort’s Menagerie 
Now that’s a tagline!
The map proves that Virginia is indeed for lovers
Mississippi…not so much. And Iowa not at all.
Because I put that on my GF, I’m gonna get a workout. You know what I’m saying???
You mean that it’s too small for her?
How is it one size fits all when there is a size chart?
.61 cents more for the black? Craziness.
If I photoshop my male nips onto this model, would woot ban me? #freethenipple