I would guess that most guys donât have a clue how they line up to this measurement. We need one of those ring sizer things, but itâs probably better for our mental health that we donât know.
Theyâd get it stuck and weâd have to call the fire department again. And theyâd have to bring the jaws of life and itâll end up in the newspaper, again.

again
Or great for your next party
If one brings party prophylactics they canât all be XXL. But the XXL is probably mostly marketing anyway.
Those chicks were way hotter than Belle. Gaston be trippinâ.

Those chicks were way hotter than Belle. Gaston be trippinâ.
Heâs all about trophies.
When he thinks about mounting Belle, it requires a taxidermist.
Chance are, all three have children (or will soon) that all look a bit like Gaston, but will blame a beast that ravaged them in their sleep.

Heâs all about trophies.
Belle was the town weirdo. Only a âtrophyâ to him because he thought she was the hottest in town.

Belle was the town weirdo. Only a âtrophyâ to him because he thought she was the hottest in town.
Maybe. I think itâs because sheâs the only one that doesnât swoon over him. The most elusive gameâŚ
Right. Thrill of the hunt. But then youâre stuck married to a bumpkin.
Gaston would definitely buy these and loudly ask the shopkeeper for them.
Lady shopper: I need six eggs, thatâs too expensive!
Gaston: DUREX CONDOMS, LONGER & WIDER!