Bargain pricing. Way to go Woot.
Way to go Woot, but you can buy this lame toy at CVS.lol
For the special person in your life that’s excited at the sight of juggling clubs.
Why isn’t there an easily accessible “adult” item category?
That would be too easy. Woot wants you to browse the inventory for impulsive purchases.
Same reason there’s no search engine on here, they want you to dig through everything so you might see something else you want to buy.
They have no idea how much money they would make if they had an accessible adult store, especially for discounted prices!!
They’ve had WAD events.
Let’s be honest, nothing on Woot is easily accessible.
Woot shopping cart:
Awesome! Noone likes a DAD 
What about a Zaddy?
When is the ladt time they had one?