Dyson Outsize+ Cordless Vacuum w/ Laser Detect

Dyson Outsize+ Cordless Vacuum w/ Laser Detect

So does it shoot laser beams from the head to vaporise the dust bunnies?

>'Kat

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Joke about sucking.

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An $800, 2 star rated vacuum? Am I missing something? It doesn’t even have wheels

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well, there went my post about this deal really sucks.

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This sucks!

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But it has lasers. That shoot from its head. That vaporises the dust bunnies and leaves your carpet spotless.

I suspect the bad reviews are from folks who are upset it doesn’t work on dirty clothes and snotty neighbour kids and other things of like ilk.

>'Kat

Come on TT! Pedal faster :slight_smile:

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What ??? Wootastick!!!

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Idonwanna

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My fellow Illinoisans and some New Jersey folks are the only ones buying these sucking rods/sticks.

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