Earth Rated Dog Poop Bag Holder w/900 Bags

No, it could be ground boulders and stones, or it could have been sanitized by worms.

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That’s still poop!

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Ground boulders and stones isn’t.

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Spend $8 more for 200 fewer bags? Same exact product offered on Amazon. No thanks. $22 for 1080 bags and no bag holder.

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Ground boulders and stones isn’t.

I bring you coprolite.

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Rocks are earth’s poop. They come from where?

The bowels of the earth is where!

What comes from bowels Arch?

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The earth lacks bowels, and intestines, and a colon, and a duodenum and most certainly a rectum…

But hey, anthropomorphize earth all you want, I won’t judge*

*disclaimer: hell yes I’ll judge!

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But hey, anthropomorphize earth all you want, I won’t judge*

Then why is it called Mother earth? :man_shrugging:

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Why are boats called her and she?

Because people are idiots.

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I’ve been away for the day did I miss any crap?

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You didn’t keep your Woot phone app on?

Weird.

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Encouragement Dog Poop GIF

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These bags annoy me - spend basically the same amount and get compostable bags.

And no, rocks are not “Earth’s poop”. You’re just trying too hard with that one.

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These are crap and non compostable

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Yes, it is. But do you want it on your shoe? Or your kids playing with it in the sandbox?

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:thinking: Do you keep your app on at the weddings? At opera etc? At your surgery?

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Of course! One must always be prioritizing. I once snagged a BOC during the 2nd act of Rigoletto.

Yes, it is. But do you want it on your shoe?

This is why I go barefoot.

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Um, have any moon rated?

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