EarthEasy LifeStraw Family 1.0 Purifier

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EarthEasy LifeStraw Family 1.0 Purifier
Price: $47.99
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard OR $9 Two-Day OR $12 One-Day
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Will this REALLY purify my family? I’ve been worried as of late that they may be influenced by the technological works of Satan. I’ve recently heard one of them talking about “Facebooking” and The Good Book was never mentioned. No John 3:16, no Genesis 1:1, not even my personal favorite Philippians 4:7. Another cursed The Lord’s name, and didn’t even ask for the latest Love&The Outcome CD for her birthday. While I do plan on taking the family on a religious retreat this summer, I was hoping that something like this would help out in cleaning up their ways as a temporary fix for the time being. Please help and God Bless!

OH, that’s what it is! I thought it was some kind of industrial-strength personal hygiene device for the whole family.

Oh come on, we haven’t had to sort our Skittles by hand for over a year now. And Arduino and an RGB color sensor, and voila!

It will only purify your first family. The 2.0 crew get nothing.

I’m kind of worried about the apocalypse.
Would this be a good thing to have in case of:
-zombies
-antibiotic resistant bacteria/superbugs
-drought
-Ebola
-dwindling oil reserves
-earthquake
-ISIS attack
-alien invasion
-any other potential event leading to the fall of civilization as we know it?