Electric Mens Enlargement Pump


Electric Mens Enlargement Pump

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LIMIT 10???

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Enough for a whole wedding party!

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Well that sucks.

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Perfect stocking stuffer! Get one for all the chaps in your family. Heck, why stop there, co-workers as well.

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Time to stock up on white elephant gifts for next year!

you get a penis pump! and YOU get a penis pump… and YOOOOU get a penis pump!

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Noooooooo. These can and will damage your penis. If you are legitimately wanting one, go buy a water based one, those won’t damage anything and work really well.

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Finally, a voice of reason. Thank you!

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Your user name indicates that you speak with knowledge of the subject at hand. (no pun intended)

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Actually yes, spent quite sometime in sexual education :sweat_smile::slight_smile: Also, I do in fact have small hands :sob::rofl::sob::rofl:

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Am I the only one saddened by the missed opportunity here? If ever there was a chance for the woot writeup team to demonstrate their formidable skills… this was it. Ah, well.

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They shouldn’t be over inflating such things :sweat_smile:

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I KNOW. WOULDN’T BE TOO…HARD

BUT I GUESS A SOFT SELL IS PROBABLY THE BEST METHOD

WE JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE TIME TO BE HANDS-ON WITH THIS PRODUCT

IN THE END, WOOTERS END UP GETTING THE SHAFT

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Feel better?

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What a release

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